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		<title>Why Does My Stalker Keep Sending Me You Tube Videos Of Black Men?</title>
		<description>In the meeting this afternoon, my stalker was present as was his friend. I walked into the room and the only free seat happened to be next to him so I walked round, he stood up (imagine my shock when it turns out he is only 2-3 inches taller than ...</description>
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		<title>Slum Landlord Dumping Rubbish Outside My House</title>
		<description>Yesterday morning, I was sitting in my living room looking out the window when a Pakistani guy pulls up in his old Merc, takes two broken drawers out his boot and lef them by the tree outside my house. He then went into the house opposite (which is crazily divided ...</description>
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		<title>The Super Mouse</title>
		<description>This evening when I got home from work, I checked under the kitchen counter like I do every day and I saw that the mouse trap had moved 90' and the spider is now missing apart from two of it's legs!

Since the mouse managed to avoid one snap trap and ...</description>
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		<title>Is The Credit Crunch Going To Stop Mr Mean Asking Me To Marry Him?</title>
		<description>Mr Mean said that within six months of him graduating, he will be ready to get married and have a family, so that means he will be ready to do this by December next year. But given that Meryl Lynch have just been taken over by Bank of America, Lehman ...</description>
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		<title>My Naked Neighbour Enjoys Giving Me A Peep Show</title>
		<description>According to the Foxtons website, my naked neighbour has an en suite bathroom in his bedroom. I honestly don't know a) how they managed to get his rooms look so much bigger than mine when they are actually the same (perhaps they used a weird camera as this door looks ...</description>
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		<title>I Think I Have A New Stalker</title>
		<description>Last week I went to a meeting in Germany and someone in the room sent me an email. It took me awhile to figure out who it was but judging from the grins from the guy opposite, I think I guessed right. We sent two emails back and forth then ...</description>
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		<title>Linksys Are Crap Too</title>
		<description>I bought a second hand Linksys WRT54GX router two months ago and am having problems with the wireless connection dropping. So I logged a support call with them. I went through some configuration changes with the guy. After about four support calls, they told me that the router is faulty ...</description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Something Fishy Going On Here</title>
		<description>A few evenings ago, I went to the Fishworks Marylebone restaurant for dinner with a friendl. We managed to get through a main course and dessert with tea and coffee. Just as I started to drink my tea, the manager came over and asked us to leave within two minutes ...</description>
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		<title>There Is Something Seriously Wrong With My Driving This Week</title>
		<description>This morning on my way in to work, I was happily driving along the A1 in the left hand lane at 60mph like I do every morning. Then a white van suddenly came up behind very close and started flashing his lights. I flashed back like I did on Monday. ...</description>
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		<title>What Is Wrong With The Left Hand Lane?</title>
		<description>This morning, I was happily driving along in the left hand lane at 60mph (the speed limit is 70mph but my car doesn't like this). The road in front of me was empty yet the right hand lane was full and cars were braking. What's wrong with the left hand ...</description>
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